4:45 p.m. -- 2003-03-20
Number : 136
Now Playing : Marvin Gaye - Heard It Through The Grapevine
Today I Feel :
Ludacrishna: hey ho bo
Ab-Tar: Hey
Ab-Tar: Lol my mum is crying
Ab-Tar: she was like " I need to do some laundry, Yes Laundry" I was like " Mum, you're allowed to be scared?" She was like " I said laundry" lmfao denial
Ludacrishna: lmfao
Ab-Tar: lmfao
Ludacrishna: lovely
Ludacrishna:
Ab-Tar: lmfao my brother has been in a fight
Ludacrishna: uh oh
Ludacrishna: adam?
Ab-Tar: No lol
Ab-Tar: my 8 year old brother
Ludacrishna: ohhh
Ab-Tar:
Ab-Tar: he kicked some 15 year olds face in ))))0
Ab-Tar: LMFAO
Ludacrishna: lmfao
Ludacrishna: omg
Ab-Tar: a 15 year old, beaten by a 8 year old
Ab-Tar: and THEN sends his mother down
Ludacrishna: that's gotta suck
Ab-Tar: to shout at my brother.
Ludacrishna: lmfao
Ludacrishna: i'm still coloring
Ab-Tar:
Ab-Tar: Baby
Ab-Tar: sorry If I was
Ab-Tar: quiet
Ludacrishna: lol that's ok
Ab-Tar: I was just..talking to my sister who is also all panicking.
Ab-Tar: shes like " What if my straighteners get stolen or something"
Ab-Tar: oh the worries of a 15 year old.
Ludacrishna: LMFAO
Ludacrishna: i was on the phone
Ludacrishna: and i read that
Ludacrishna: and i busted out laughing
Ludacrishna: ))))))
Ab-Tar:
Ab-Tar: LMFAO.
Ab-Tar: Sorry
Ludacrishna: it was hilarious
Ludacrishna: that woman
Ludacrishna: was like
Ludacrishna: um.. are you ok?
Ab-Tar:
Ab-Tar: ))) lmfao
Ab-Tar: sorry
Ludacrishna: i was like yes i'm fine please hold
Ab-Tar:
Ab-Tar: lmfao
Ab-Tar: just say like
Ab-Tar: a rat was under the desk?
Ludacrishna: )))
Ludacrishna: ew
Ludacrishna: there are mice in this place
Ab-Tar: wellt here you have your excuse!
Ludacrishna: lol
Ludacrishna: why would i be laughing at a mouse
Ab-Tar: Well..maybe it tickled you?
Ab-Tar: I DONT KNOW lmfao
Ludacrishna: OH HAHAHA THAT MOUSE IS SO FUNNY DURR HURRR
Ab-Tar: )))))
Ab-Tar: ;,fap
Ludacrishna: lmao
Ludacrishna: )))
Ludacrishna: ;'fap ))))))
Ab-Tar: ))))))))))
Ab-Tar: OMG
Ab-Tar: wtf?!?!
Ludacrishna: you have your fingers on the wrong keys dumbass
Ab-Tar: lol Or
Ab-Tar: I have fat fingers ?
Ludacrishna: lmao
Ludacrishna: shit i'm all hot from laughing
Ab-Tar: Red faces baboon
Ludacrishna: )
Ludacrishna: i only have ONE face
Ab-Tar:
Ab-Tar: LMFAO
Ab-Tar: i cant type
Ludacrishna: lmfao
Ab-Tar: ahah
Ab-Tar: I;m a reatard
Ludacrishna: so am i
Ludacrishna: and I'M SO POSTING THIS IN MY DIARY
Ab-Tar: @ reatard
Ab-Tar: cunt
Ludacrishna: lmfao I didn't even notice that one )))
Ludacrishna: reatard
Ab-Tar: ))) AHAHAHA
Ab-Tar: Lollll
Ab-Tar: How do you find out
Ludacrishna: shit stop it
Ab-Tar: the names of everyone who has gone like..to war?!
Ab-Tar: I neeeed to look.
Ludacrishna: um i don't KNOW
Ab-Tar: Oh
Ludacrishna: i didn't know you could
Ab-Tar: Lol ok
Ab-Tar: Me either
Ab-Tar: I was just..wanting to?
Ludacrishna: oh
Ab-Tar: lmfao
Ludacrishna: i don't think you can..
Ab-Tar: I know =/
Ab-Tar: thats baba
Ludacrishna: hahahaha
Ab-Tar: I need to put myself at ease lol
Ab-Tar: see whos there.
Ludacrishna: baabaa black sheep
Ludacrishna: ineed something to drink
Ludacrishna: you are making me choke
Ab-Tar: Lol
Ab-Tar: that sounded wrong.
Ab-Tar: Lmfao BUT ANYWAY
Ludacrishna: LMFAO
Ludacrishna: you WITH YOUR DICK AND ALL
Ludacrishna: AB-TAR
Ludacrishna: mmm juicy?
Ab-Tar:
Ab-Tar: Lmfao you know it
Ludacrishna: )))))
Ab-Tar: Lmfao
Ludacrishna: god i'm gonna break a rib from laughing
Ab-Tar: Lmfao don't pop a lung
Ludacrishna: LMAO
Ludacrishna: ANTON
Ludacrishna: JUST WENT
Ludacrishna: ON OFF
Ludacrishna: IN LIKE TWO SECS
Ab-Tar:
Ludacrishna: ))))
Ab-Tar: Erm...
Ab-Tar: no he didnt.
Ludacrishna: oh
Ab-Tar: BLOCKED
Ab-Tar: WHOO WHOO :l))
Ab-Tar: ))
Ludacrishna: no he's still on..
Ab-Tar: ANOTHER ONE bites the dust
Ab-Tar: Oh
Ab-Tar: LMFAO
Ludacrishna: that was someone else logging off )))
Ab-Tar: then WHY does he block me?
Ludacrishna: i don't know
Ab-Tar: Lmfao he hates me
Ab-Tar: OH WELL
Ludacrishna: yes oh fucking WELL
Ab-Tar: It helps if you cre
Ab-Tar: care too
Ludacrishna: you have me
Ab-Tar: lmfao.
Ab-Tar: gay twat
Ab-Tar: I could really throw
Ab-Tar: him under a bus
Ab-Tar: for his ignorance.
Ludacrishna: ))))
Ab-Tar: Lmfao ))))
Ludacrishna: you and your buses
Ab-Tar: He annoys me BEEG TIME.
Ab-Tar: Like I'll be talking to him
Ludacrishna: i'm gonna go
Ab-Tar: and then BAM block
Ludacrishna: on invisible
Ab-Tar: Lol why?
Ludacrishna: so ej will leave me alone
Ab-Tar: lmfao
Ab-Tar: Copy cat
Ab-Tar: who the fuck
Ludacrishna: NO
Ab-Tar: is Ej?
Ludacrishna: some dude?
Ab-Tar: oh?
Ab-Tar: lol
Ludacrishna: i dont feel like dealing with ANY guys right now
Ab-Tar: me either
Ludacrishna: possessive little shits
Ab-Tar: the only way I would deal with them
Ab-Tar: is by throwing them under a bus
Ab-Tar: and thats being nice
Ludacrishna: )))
Ab-Tar: aw at erics aim profile
Ab-Tar: " rock on British Jew Mhm"
Ludacrishna: brb i need water bad )
Ab-Tar: WHAT a buttkisser
Ab-Tar: ok
Ludacrishna: you idiot that is made to say whoever's s/n it is looking at it
Ab-Tar: ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Ab-Tar: I WONDERED
Ab-Tar: WHY IT WAS LIKE THAT
Ab-Tar: FOR ABOUT 490394329 YEARS ))))
Ludacrishna: it says rock on ashleyelizabethx when i look at it
Ludacrishna: ))))))))))))))
Ludacrishna: DUMMY
Ab-Tar: omg I cant breathe ))))))))))))))))))
Ludacrishna: ))))))))
Ludacrishna: brb shit
Ludacrishna:
Ab-Tar: LMFAO
Ab-Tar: god I'm so stupdi
Ab-Tar: brb Need drink
Ludacrishna: wiw'
Ludacrishna: wow*
Ab-Tar: Lol I felt so special
Ab-Tar: Fuckinghell
Ludacrishna: aw poor thing
Ab-Tar:
Ab-Tar: I thought it was like his way of buttkissing
Ludacrishna: at least you didnt say it to anyone else )))
Ab-Tar: but alas
Ab-Tar: I was wrong ))))))))))
Ab-Tar: LMFAO TRUE true
Ludacrishna: i'll keep that part out of the diary
Ab-Tar: Lol!
Ab-Tar: You can put it in if you want
Ludacrishna: LMAO
Ludacrishna: ok i will
Ab-Tar: LMFAO
Ab-Tar: I'm nuts
Ludacrishna: lmfao
Ab-Tar: seriously fooked!
Ludacrishna: yeah
Ab-Tar: But yet yeah people " can't make conversation with me"
Ab-Tar: how much bullshit is that
Ludacrishna: that BASTARD ANDREW has the members area down
Ab-Tar: Whats it saying?
Ludacrishna: some glitch in the new server
Ab-Tar: Oh BAH
Ab-Tar: Throw it under a bus
Ab-Tar: stupid fucking thing
Ludacrishna: Sorry, the members area is down while I fix a glitch related to the server move. Shouldn't take too long at all
Ab-Tar: Oh POO
Ab-Tar: how fat is he
Ab-Tar:
Ludacrishna: lmao
Ab-Tar: lmfao
Ludacrishna: i don't know abbey..
Ab-Tar: I dunno why I chose the word fat
Ludacrishna: how fat is he?
Ab-Tar: OBESE
Ab-Tar: thats how fat
Ludacrishna: lmfao
Ab-Tar: Lmfao
Ab-Tar: I'm too nice.
Ludacrishna: shit i have to pee now
Ab-Tar: OK I HAVE TO BRB
Ab-Tar: BECAUSE BLAIR IS TALKING AND it's important!
Ludacrishna: OK WILL BRB ALSO
Ludacrishna: TO GO PEE
Ab-Tar: woahh hes beeing all
Ab-Tar: serious like
Ab-Tar: and he said I quote
Ab-Tar: " Us british, and americans as one know that the problems of the future can be solved peacefully, but why let them reach that stage, when we can resolve them, with force"
Ab-Tar: OoO.
Ab-Tar: I need to watch more brb
Ab-Tar: well that was scary, and his ears looked WAY bigger than usual!
Ludacrishna: ))))))))))
Ab-Tar: lmfao
Ab-Tar: Well he was being all
Ab-Tar: " WE ARE BRUDDAS US AND AMERICAHHH"
Ab-Tar:
Ab-Tar: What a moron.
Ludacrishna: lmfao
Ab-Tar: and then there was this posh bit
Ab-Tar: that talked like ME that said " that was a broadcast brought to you by British Prime minister, Tony Blair.MP"
Ab-Tar: It was so cool
Ludacrishna:
Ludacrishna: that BITCH
Ludacrishna: just told me
Ludacrishna: to leave the ac alone
Ludacrishna: but i'm BURNING UP
Ludacrishna: and it's on fucking 70
Ludacrishna: bastards
Ludacrishna: telling me what to do
Ludacrishna: MY .. SORTA UNCLE OWNS THIS WHOLE BUILDING
Ab-Tar: sorry
Ab-Tar: I hadda pee
Ab-Tar: TELL THEM TO KISS YOUR BUTTCHEEKS!
Ab-Tar: BOTH LIPS, BOTH CHEEKS MUAH
Ludacrishna: lol
Ab-Tar: Lmfao
Ab-Tar: And then get sacked
Ab-Tar: woah british troops go out tonight.
Ab-Tar: go us go us.
Ludacrishna:
Ab-Tar: haha we suck but still
Ab-Tar: go us!
Ab-Tar: You know our ancestor type people
Ab-Tar: are they like..the same?
Ludacrishna: yeah i know
Ab-Tar: are they?
Ab-Tar: like..from wales and ireland and stuff
Ludacrishna: well
Ludacrishna: people migrated to england from
Ludacrishna: the big part of europe
Ab-Tar: mhmmm
Ludacrishna: that's all connected
Ludacrishna: and then
Ludacrishna: the spanish and french and british all sent people to live over here
Ab-Tar: oOo
Ludacrishna: and those people got together
Ludacrishna: and whooped all ya'lls bootays
Ab-Tar:
Ab-Tar: lol
Ludacrishna: in the american revolution
Ab-Tar: so thats why you have a big hoo ha on independence day
Ab-Tar: but basically
Ab-Tar: you are us, in a different place.
Ludacrishna: well cause otherwise we'd be under the queen of yours
Ludacrishna: kinda.. we are just.. different?
Ab-Tar: Our queen is..fine thankyou
Ludacrishna: i know but
Ludacrishna: what's the point
Ab-Tar: I don't know
Ab-Tar: shes old and wears flashy stuff
Ab-Tar: I guess that counts for something
Ludacrishna: maybe
Ab-Tar: lmfao
Ab-Tar: I want her crown
Ab-Tar: I should SO be queen
Ab-Tar: and EVERYONE would sell beans
Ab-Tar: even drug dealers.
Ludacrishna: lmfao
Ab-Tar: lmfao
Ludacrishna: horrible
Ab-Tar: Lovely
Ab-Tar: lmfao @ how tony blair said " we are Brudda's"
Ludacrishna: lol
Ab-Tar: it was..so..yeah cool
Ab-Tar: His ears bother me though
Ab-Tar: Like I cant watch him on tv without his ears taking away my concentration
Ludacrishna: ))
Ludacrishna: bush has big ears too
Ab-Tar: lol they both do
Ab-Tar: Bush reminds me of a frog
Ab-Tar: and Blair is just well
Ab-Tar: disgraceful to look at lmfao
Ludacrishna: )) lmao
Ab-Tar:
Ab-Tar: Lmfao what we have for leaders
Ab-Tar: WHY doesnt the queen get involved hm?!
Ab-Tar: she could just like say " bowwww before meeeeeee" and like iraq would be ok with that.
Ludacrishna: ))
Ludacrishna: yeah right
Ab-Tar: Lmfao
Ab-Tar: well its gotta be better
Ab-Tar: bowing to an old woman
Ab-Tar: THAN being bombed
Ludacrishna: why would they wanna go from listening to saddam to listening to the queen ?
Ab-Tar: because
Ab-Tar: the queen isnt yellow coloured
Ab-Tar: AND she doesnt have
Ab-Tar: that HUGE intimidating moustache
Ludacrishna: LMFOA
Ludacrishna: AO*
Ab-Tar: lmfoa
Ludacrishna: shut up ))
Ab-Tar: have you seen
Ab-Tar: south park the movie>?!
Ludacrishna: nope
Ab-Tar: Damn
Ab-Tar: Because on there
Ab-Tar: Saddam is gay
Ab-Tar: with satan
Ludacrishna:
Ab-Tar: and he sings " I can change, I can CHANGE i know I've been a dirty little bastard"
Ab-Tar: and everytime
Ab-Tar: someone says his name I think of the cartoon character singing.
Ludacrishna: lmfao
Ab-Tar: Ooh..you know..Texas
Ab-Tar: doesnt that have like
Ab-Tar: loads of oil?
Ludacrishna: yeah
Ab-Tar: wouldnt they like
Ludacrishna: and alaska )
Ludacrishna: *
Ab-Tar: ..bomb that?
Ludacrishna: but they won't drill there
Ludacrishna: cause it's
Ludacrishna: a wildlife reserve
Ab-Tar: Oh
Ab-Tar: Lmfao
Ludacrishna: they drill in texas
Ab-Tar: Well I was just thinking
Ludacrishna: but horde all the oil
Ab-Tar: that they might bomb there because like yeah
Ab-Tar: the oil
Ludacrishna: for when the rest of the world runs out
Ab-Tar: lmfao
Ab-Tar: Cheeky cunts.
Ludacrishna: )
Ab-Tar: They could at least share damnit
Ab-Tar: thats it
Ludacrishna: then WE WILL CHARGE INSANELY HIGH PRICES
Ab-Tar: I'm moving to texas, who lives in texas
Ab-Tar: I don't know
Ab-Tar: anybody in texas
Ab-Tar: so I'm fucked
Ludacrishna:
Ab-Tar: lmfao Oh I do Anton, cos he'd take me in with Open arms )) lmfao
Ab-Tar: he'd be like " Didnt I block you on once on aim already?"
Ab-Tar: Poor me so unloved.
Ludacrishna: i have relatives in texas
Ab-Tar: lol I dont./
Ab-Tar: I'll come stay with you.
Ab-Tar: I have relatives
Ab-Tar: in wales if that helps.
Ludacrishna: ok haha
Ab-Tar: lmfao
Ludacrishna: no
Ab-Tar:
Ludacrishna: that doesn't help
Ab-Tar: so much oil in wales
Ludacrishna: lmfao
Ludacrishna: could be?
Ab-Tar: No wales is wank
Ab-Tar: theres nothing there but grass
Ludacrishna: hahahahha
Ab-Tar: oh god the germans always have to be their hairyselves
Ludacrishna: OH YES MY BOSS IS LEAVING
Ab-Tar: " vee cannot helppp"
Ab-Tar: fat bastards
Ab-Tar: sorry
Ab-Tar: I'm having a good old, lets slag the countries off.
Ludacrishna: vee cannot geet our hands dirrrtee
Ab-Tar:
Ab-Tar: Lmfao
Ab-Tar: they are so gau
Ab-Tar: gay too gau
Ludacrishna: ))))
Ab-Tar: lmfao
Ludacrishna:
Ab-Tar: they are all fat
Ab-Tar: and hairy
Ludacrishna:
Ab-Tar: I mean nothing against fat people
Ab-Tar: but you know the hair
Ab-Tar: takes the biscuit
Ludacrishna: yeah )
Ab-Tar: lmfao
Ab-Tar: and the french are being all
Ludacrishna: did you know
Ab-Tar: yeah gay about it " Oh eee Oh!"
Ludacrishna: if you drink pepsi blue
Ludacrishna: your shit turns green? )
Ab-Tar: seriously?
Ludacrishna: yes ))))))
Ludacrishna: my sister
Ludacrishna: )
Ab-Tar: Lmfao )) thats so mank
Ludacrishna: she had one
Ab-Tar: OH NO no more
Ludacrishna: and called my mom in the bathroom
Ludacrishna: SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH MY POOP
Ludacrishna: ))))
Ab-Tar: )))))))))))
Ab-Tar: LMFAO
Ludacrishna: lmfao
Ab-Tar: I once had to shit in a bucket
Ab-Tar: that was bad.
Ab-Tar: The toilet broke
Ludacrishna: oh shit i just spit pretzel all over the screen
Ab-Tar: ))
Ludacrishna: GOD
Ab-Tar: Eating pretzels pssshhh
Ab-Tar: lmfao fat cow
Ludacrishna: lmfao
Ludacrishna: soilence
Ab-Tar: my sides hurt lmfao
Ludacrishna: mine too
Ab-Tar: soilence.
Ab-Tar: everyone laughs at my accent
Ab-Tar: And yeah I don't think I sound that bad? lmfao
Ludacrishna: i like it
Ludacrishna: OH MY GOD
Ludacrishna: SICK
Ludacrishna: I OPENED THE DOOR TO GET SOME AIR IN HERE AND
Ludacrishna: THE WIND BLEW
Ab-Tar:
Ludacrishna: THIS GIANT
Ludacrishna: COBWEB ONTO MY HEAT
Ludacrishna: HEAD*
Ludacrishna: )))))
Ab-Tar: ))))))))))))))))))
Ab-Tar: LMFAO
Ab-Tar: Now who's spiderwoman?
Ludacrishna: IT SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF ME
Ab-Tar: LMFAO
Ab-Tar: you EEDIOT!
Ludacrishna: LMFAO
Ludacrishna: oops caps lock
Ab-Tar:
Ab-Tar: Lmfao
Ab-Tar: I'm giggling now
Ab-Tar: Slap me lmfao
Ludacrishna: lmao
Ludacrishna: *smacks you*
Ab-Tar: Enthusiasm too great.
Ludacrishna:
Ludacrishna: i'm like trying my hardest not to laugh
Ludacrishna: but it won't stop
Ab-Tar: lmfao
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