5:34 a.m. -- 2003-06-08
Entry Number : 242
Now Playing : Nothing.
Quote for Today : Dex: leth dew it
Today I Feel :
Dex: i want you
Dex: all
Dex: the
Dex: time
Dex:
Ash: lol
Dex: lol
Ash:
Dex: guess what
Ash: what
Dex: I have a llama in my pants and it likes to spit when it gets excited
Dex:
Ash: lmao
Dex:
Ash: puts my hand on your forehead... hmm no fever
Dex: lol
Dex: sorry
Dex:
Ash: lol
Dex: i should go to bed before you divorce me
Ash: i would never
Dex: WHAT
Ash: sure
Dex: IF
Dex: THE LLAMA
Dex: SPITS IN YOUR EYE
Dex: BY MISTAKE
Dex:
Ash: i'll chop it off?
Dex:
Dex: oh dear jesus
Ash:
Ash: sorry
Dex: no llama for you
Ash:
Ash: fine
Ash: lol
Dex: *inserts llama between breasticles*
Dex:
Ash: lol
Dex: OK
Dex: im done
Dex: ))))))))))))))))))
Ash: *puts on safety goggles8
Ash:
Dex: lmfao
Ash: lmfao
Dex: )))))))))))
Ash: shhh you'll wake the neighbors
Dex: )))))))
Dex: i dont care
Dex: )))))))
Ash: lol
Ash: it wasn't that funny..
Dex: i probably woke them up a long time ago
Dex: yes it is
Dex: cause i was picturing you with them on
Dex:
Ash: ))))
Ash: oh god
Dex: )))))))))))
Dex: ROTFL
Ash: STOP )
Ash: shushhh
Dex: HOLD ON BABY I HAVE TO GET CONDOMS FOR MY EYES
Ash: puts a pillow over my head
Dex: )))))
Dex: HOLY FUCK
Dex: IT HURTS
Dex: TO LAUGH
Ash: well stop..
Dex: NO
Dex: I CANT
Dex: lollllllll
Ash: lol
Dex: lmao
Dex: oh god
Dex: im so retarded
Dex: i embarass myself
Ash: haha
Dex: oh
Dex: damn
Dex: this hurts
Dex: lol
Dex: ok
Dex: ok
Dex: ok
Dex: beddtimeeeeeeee
Ash: ok?
Ash: oh
Dex: lol
Ash: lol
Dex: if you want
Dex: which you probably do
Ash: i don't care
Dex: cause
Ash: i'm not tired
Dex: you're like
Dex: OH DEAR JESUS
Dex: WHEN IS HE GONNA PASS OUT
Ash: no that was you lol
Ash: lol
Dex: THIS IS INSANITY
Dex: GET HIM AWAY FROM ME
Dex:
Ash: my face is hurtinggg
Dex: yeahhhhhhhhh
Dex: why
Ash: sunburn
Dex: put your goggles on too tight
Dex:
Ash: lmao
Dex:
Dex: ok
Dex: god damnit slap me
Dex: i cant stop laughing
Dex: i feel like im high
Dex: but im tired
Ash: lol
Dex: its greattttttttt
Dex: hahaha
Dex: ok
Dex: bedtime
Dex:
Ash: for real or for fake lol
Dex: put your eye condoms on baby i may take you for a ride in the night
Ash: lmao
Ash: go away
Dex: )))))))))
Dex: oh lord
Dex: ok
Dex: lol
Dex: i love you
Dex: night
Ash: i love you too nerd
Dex:
Ash: sweet dreams
Dex: you too
Dex: rotfl
Dex: ahhhhhhh
Dex: cant
Dex: stop
Dex: laughing
Ash: lol
Dex: ok
Dex: anyway
Dex: heh
Dex: night
Ash: nightttt
Dex: i love you
Ash: i love you tooo
Dex: "
Dex: err
Dex:
Dex: NO
Ash: lol
Dex: DAMNIT
Dex:
Ash: ))
Dex: THERE
Ash: GO TO BED
Ash: RIGHT NOW
Dex: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO MISSY
Ash: I JUST DID
Ash: NOW GET
Dex: IM NOT GOING TO BED BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO
Dex: IM GOING TO BED
Dex: BECAUSE I WANT TO
Dex:
Ash: BECAUSE I SAID SO
Ash: *
Dex: FINE
Dex: I SEE HOW IT IS
Ash:
Dex: I ENTERTAIN YOU
Ash: LOOK MISTER
Dex: THEN YOU GIVE ME THE BOOT
Dex: NO I WONT LOOK
Ash: lol
Ash: fine
Dex: I HAVE SAFETY GOGGLES ON
Ash: i'm GOING TO BED THEN
Ash: lmfao
Dex: HAHAHA
Ash: STOP i'm gonna wake up my dad from laughing
Ash:
Dex: )))))))
Dex: SORRY
Dex: ILL GO
Dex: BYE
Ash: BYE
Dex: i dont wanna go
Dex:
Ash: god would you make up your mind
Dex: well i wanna talk to youuuuuuuu
Ash: ok thennnn
Ash: i'm gonna go
Dex: oh
Dex: ok..
Ash: on invisible so ican be cool like DEXTERRRR
Dex: OK
Dex: lol
Ash: you thought i was leaving you
Dex: NO...............................................
Dex:
Ash: yeah HUHHH
Dex: SHUT UP SEXY
Ash: DON'T YOU TELL ME TO SHUT UP MISTER
Dex:
Ash: i'll brb i need something to drink
Dex: MISTER MANNNNNNNN
Ash:
Dex: UM
Dex: WELL
Dex: HELLO
Dex: PUT YOUR GOGGLES ON
Ash: i love you mister man
Ash:
Ash: no
Dex: ILL GIVE YOU A DRINK
Ash: shhh
Dex: SHHHHHH
Dex: YO SELF
Dex: FOO
Dex: I LOVE YOU TOO MISSES MAN
Dex: I MEAN WOMAN
Dex:
Dex: IM GONNA GET A DRINK TOO
Dex: BRB
Ash: turns off your caps lock while you're gone
Dex: OH
Dex: I TURNED IT BACK ON
Dex:
Ash: pfft
Dex: CUM ON ME BAYBEE
Dex: ok
Dex: lol
Ash: I HOPE YOU REALIZE I'M SO PUTTING THIS IN MY DIARY
Dex:
Dex: GO AHEAD CAUSE
Dex: I WAS GONNA DO THE SAME THING
Dex: BUT ILL LET YOU DO IT
Dex: LESS WORK FOR ME
Ash: hahaha
Ash: lazy dexter
Dex: YES
Dex: so what did you get to drink
Dex: WAS IT BETTER THEN ME
Dex: AM I GOING TO BE JEALOUS
Dex: HUH
Ash: sprite..
Ash: lol
Dex: i have water
Dex: a more healthier choice
Dex: and
Dex: it wont hurt me
Ash: .. more healthierrr
Dex:
Dex: HEY
Dex: LISTEN
Dex: ITS
Dex: 8:06 IN THE MORNING
Ash: you aren't spose to drink sodas when you have kidney stones though right?
Ash: NO
Dex: I DONT GIVE A SHIT
Ash: it's 6"06
Ash: 6:06
Dex: ABOUT MY GRAMMATICAL ERRORS
Dex: THANK
Dex: YOU
Dex: VERY
Dex: MUCH
Dex: .
Ash: FINE
Dex: FINE
Ash: I'LL JUST GO TO BED
Dex: OH NO YOU WONT
Ash: lol
Dex: i would be very disappointed
Dex: if you did
Dex: WHATS HAPPENIN
Dex: WHY ARE YOU QUIET
Ash: i'm copying and pasting
Dex: looking under your bed for that porn again
Dex:
Ash: no you are the only porn for me
Dex: LMFAO
Dex: that sounds funnnnny
Dex: HEHEHE
Ash: i knowwww
Ash:
Dex: YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME
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